Soft Roast My Substack Visuals

This prompt solves the “my Substack looks fine but isn’t visually selling my work” problem for creators who can’t quite see what’s off in their page design and hierarchy.

Paste as-is: Do a soft roast of my Substack page from the perspective of a growth strategist with a strong eye for visual storytelling. Overlay your feedback directly on the screenshot using pink ink, handwritten scribbles, post-its, doodles, arrows, remarks and comments. Suggest concrete improvements to headlines, thumbnails and overall visual hierarchy. Keep it constructive, witty and specific. Add a small flamingo doodle somewhere as a playful brand Easter egg.